Dani Nightingale ⌂ Donna Noble

( Michelle )

Has anybody else heard of this SuperWhoLock stuff? My friend showed it to me at school today. I gotta say, if it was a real show? I'd watch it. Except I'm a bit bias towards the Doctor Who side of things, sorry to say. No offense to any Supernatural or Sherlock people out there, it's just that a companion has to have her loyalties, you know? Mine's to a mad man in a box, but! It's still cool. The graphics people make to go with it are either really realistic, or so bad I laughed loud enough to get in trouble from the librarian. Word to the wise, don't piss off a woman with a tight bun. Oi.

Anyway! Back to work I go. No rest for companions and all that. We've got a Time Lord to keep out of trouble.

Report card officially commandeered and hidden from parental eyes. That 'D' in Math doesn't need to be known, right? Great. Sophie, if you tell, I'm telling dad about where his rum went this time. Don't think I won't! Besides, it's just a report card.

I think the wait for the Christmas special is officially killing me. Kill. Ing. Me.

( Sophie )

I am never leaving my room again! Ever! I just want you all to know that. And all cupboards'll be padlocked, and nobody can come in without the password. I swear. I'm not lying.

Oi, Dani. You're being a right idiot. How are you going to get food or use the toilet if you never leave your room?

Fine. Then I'm never leaving my house. And the cupboards are still going to be locked. Are you happy?

( Dad )

OI! DOCTOR! I OUGHTTA SLAP YOU!

Uhhhh. Did anybody lose a dog? Because if you don't claim it in the next five minutes I am totally keeping him. Seriously. He's the most adorable thing ever. Would you look at him? I could name him Ten!

Also, the toaster was not my fault for once. That was all Carly.

By the way, the moral of this update is that you shouldn't claim your puppy so that I can keep him.

For the record MRS. JENKINS, a large model of a Dalek that partially works is totally an acceptable science project, you stupid, dumb bitch brat. I even got it to do the voice! How is that not good enough?! You have no appreciation for good work. I want to see your credentials.

And Mrs. Linton, that detention is totally uncalled for. It's not like I called her like...a penis licker or something. I called her a wanker. Everything's classier when it's British. And it was a necessary insult! She insulted my work.

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But if either of you are a reincarnate on this board, I'm completely talking about a different Mrs. Jenkins and Mrs. Linton who were in a similar situation but are way dumber than you. Please disregard the previous message. Thank you for your time.

CARLY. It is NOT FAIR that you got to update this thing before me! I had something totally cool in my head to write to the masses, and now I can't remember any of it!

And for the record, I am not dressing up as a dalek again! Good god.

Moving on then, yeah? My name's Dani. That's Dani not Danielle. The only person who calls me Danielle is Mrs. Linton, and that's only when I'm in her office at school. She thinks it makes her sound authoritative or something. Mostly I just imagine popping her head between my fingers, but usually she catches on to that, too. You all probably already met my sisters? Carly and Sophie? They're pretty awesome, but I'm still the favorite.

So is it general practice telling who we've got? Because I'm telling you anyway. I've got Donna Noble, that crazy cool chick from Doctor Who? Yeah. Her. And for the record, if the TARDIS is out there, I TOTALLY HAVE HER KEY!

( Yes you do. Because I think sometimes you need somebody to stop you. )